Are You Animated, Stupid, Or Both?
To be a great philosopher, or at least a French one, you must sit around all day making love to your mind. For those of us who do not have all day, the best we can manage is to give our mind a quick, playful slap on the ass and maybe cop a feel or two. It was during one such session whilst trudging from my car to the elevator that I "developed" a little theory.

I believe that every male-male friendship in existence can be classified as one of the following: Tweedle-Dee & Tweedle-Dum, and Ren & Stimpy.


So, which of my relationships follow these? far too many.